This is damn near a mirror of what I am seeing. My Pi is hardwired just because of proximity.
Good to know that someone is having a similar experience. Time to pull an old desktop out and start fiddling with it.
Thank you for the insight @DieselWeaseI
I attached it to my old Win10 machine that has 32GB memory and an AMD FX-8350. Set for 775MHz on voltage setting 7 and I'm seeing ~1.020Th/s and 97+% WU after it tunes it down to 763Mhz. I had to enable low boost after I was getting ASIC plateau errors upon starting to mine. I just accidentally closed cgminer, so I'll have to let this run for a bit before I grab a new screenshot.
UPDATE:
Here's a screenshot of what I'm getting after a couple hours of runtime.
https://imgur.com/a/UyiejjB