but it turned out after 2 years, that I have lost 99% of my funds hodling this waste of garbage called nimiq.
The only way that you lost 99% of your funds is that you never had any. Because if you invested at ico price, which was about 0.014 USD per NIM, and completely forgot to cost-average-out (as the clever investors did), you would still have lost less than 90% (current price is 0.0016 USD per NIM) which is a whole magnitude off of 99%.
But as I have already shown several times in the past, math is not your strength, so better don't mention any numbers at all....