Bump.
The property is still on sell :-D
many people are selling their signature spaces, even me, see? but why call it property and yourself a landlord? have some level of seriousness? maybe that will help you find some customers. Good luck.
Life is already very stressful, my friend. Everyone can use little humor in their life, even in professional life. OP is trying to make smile visitors-buyers so more power to him.
Good Luck Royse.