Dogecoin is just a joke, do not take it seriously.
Right. With way more actual use than bitcoin and litecoin put together, it's a joke.The only joke here is you. If you had invested in Dogecoin early on (like pre-Cryptsy), you would have turned a few thousand dollars into enough to buy a Porsche.
Have fun with your 944 which is cheaper than a decent new bike
Are you dyslexic? I said that if you invested a few thousand dollars into Dogecoin pre-Cryptsy (which was a good 10-day window), you could have turned your few thousand dollars into $50,000. That's enough to buy a whole lot nicer car than your stupid bike.
Still nothing! Better invest in Bitcoin and buy yourself a Veyron