Probably at the ranch Rick and I end up buying in a coupla years. Can build a BTC-shaped pond on our property, fill it with fluorescent-red Koolaid, and see what happens.
I'd be interested in a remote cam subscription for this if we can add a jacuzzi filled with UV reactive lime jello. It is theraputic..it is said.
I think he meant this kind of kool-aid.


You're right - it checks all the boxes except for one. I was raised on jellied eel. The lack thereof is a serious dealbreaker.
I literally had to google what a "Whelk" was, and I've never eaten eel or snail but did try a muscle once (nasty IMO) and I live near the Ocean.