Christ, reading this it's like Occam came to bitcointalk and traded in his razor for a plastic spork.
No shit. And then tried to shave with it. Is there seriously anyone here who believes this cock-and-bullshit story?
Also, there are still people out there stupid enough to treat an anonymous site exclusively operating for the purposes of criminal activity as a goddamn online wallet? Are these people retarded? How many times do they have to learn this lesson?