Correlation does not mean causation. A Google search for "Richard Stallman" porn returns 290,000 results, none of which stars Richard as the porn star. According to your logic, it should be about twice as likely that Richard is a porn star than that he is Satoshi.
Surely, you don't think that I didn't know that. Hence the question. With so many results, where do should we start?
P.S.
Just trolling with you. No suggestion intended.