It's all a bunch of smoke screens and political nonsense that are created to fluff and hype traditional investment options. Even a blind man can see that these investment options are well overdue for a massive correction, but the Bankers and the government wants to create the impression that there are nothing wrong with traditional investments to artificially stimulate the global economy. 

I prefer to have some investments like Crypto currencies that are not linked to all of this BS, where the value is derived from open markets.