On what planet is $8000 "cheap" for an imaginary, valueless timestamp?  Even $1 is expensive for a timestamp.  Their shtick is that the timestamps are somehow limited and you must act now to get one!  But it's artificial scarcity that can be replicated infinitely by just forking or creating a new coin.  Not to mention it's all just a scam to try and distract people from physical metals and bait and switch them into a cashless society slavery system.