I'm low on caffeine and I have no clue why would you avoid posting the name here. It's not like you're spamming or advertising that card as long as we're pointing flaws and advantages.
Anyway, if you don't want to mention it so others might compare it to drop me a pm.
Be honest with yourself. I think you're just a little bit turned on by the cockblocking you're being subjected to. And there's no reason not to enjoy your sexytime.
I presume Revolut is being referred to. They're not a Bitcoin card and they have market FX rates. I don't trust them either.