You can always give Roach this cube

Nice red herring cube that doesn't even include the main problems at all like having zero fundamentals from transaction validators being designed to centralize, or the completely illogical scaling issues where even if Lightning Network was a valid scaling solution (it's not), most of the coin supply would probably be stranded as dust with the cost of opening a channel higher than the value of the dust. But that's an inherent terminal error of any of these high overhead, low performance, slavechain tracking system tokens.