I understand your case for gold, but why not find a middle term and own both? Both gold and Bitcoin have a point. You have become our resident Peter Schiff at this point.
Bitcoin is not a resource or commodity. It's an imaginary, valueless, designed to centralize, government tracking system token. The goal of all Keynesian scams is to give someone something of zero value while stealing their resources, goods, or labor that actually does have value. Only a moron accepts a Keynesian scam for their goods or labor.