imaginary, valueless, digital shitcoins
Sorry for quoting Roach but it seems he's trying to follow his idol's advice:
"If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed." - Adolf Hitler
WRONG. The "big lie" is the Bitcoin whitepaper itself. A "peer to peer currency with no middlemen", except every transaction requires three or more parties AND government infrastructure to boot, so it's obviously not peer to peer, and each transaction also has built-in, rent seeking middlemen (transaction validators). Then the transaction validators are designed to centralize too. Virtually everything about the whitepaper is a lie. It is YOU PEOPLE who are the big lie.
A "peer to peer" transaction with no middlemen is NOT EVEN POSSIBLE using Bitcoin. It's possible with real money, though - physical metals.
You can't send physical metals from Africa to Australia in 10 minutes. There isn't a single practical use for precious metals other than buying and hodling (which is also not practical btw, you'll need space for that.)
Try to buy a pizza with your gold coin in your pocket and face the reality. Wake the fuck up man.