So I don't get it. We're bidding for a mystery gift that could be anything from used underwear to maybe I don't know, a lock of hair that we can only assume comes from this Playboy fitness model? And who's he/she?

Even if it's a breadstick from between her cheeks, and sadly I think homer's right it's gonna be that, how does the bidder who wins knows that's really from the model? DNA?