I hope I won't die... at 47, that would suck !
Meh I think I still have a few years left in me.
Yeah... don't drive too fast in your lambo, nor imbibe too much blow... but you can bang as many hookers as you wish.

If I do that, cause of death will be... my wife.
Apart from the monthly chart, today I'm occupied with a different question. Pie chart or pee? I have chosen the pie chart.

Thank you !