Hand history is like live poker with regards to folded hands. 

Guaranteed tourneys need a certain amount of people to run.  So if ur the only one registered they can’t just say ‘welp, he registered so let’s give him the guaranteed prize’

You want lower stakes but not free rolls or rake free micros cause that’s ‘nothing’ but wait I thought everyone wasn’t rich. 

The post takes a psychological nose dive when u end it thinking they might give you a free ticket or reward for your post.   The haha but then a 😐 emoji is like hey hey I’m kidding but I’m not. 

I’m gonna bet they don’t give u a reward for your post.