Ok gentlemen boys, enquiring minds want to know, and it took some digging but somebody needed to take one for the team...

The source of this gif is the "Best Ass of Holland Competition".

As the Sunday weekly/monthly/quarterly comes to a close and sadly my haiku doji is being realized, find some solace in your google-fu abilities to examine this classic video first-hand to try and catch a front-side glimpse.

Personally, the assistant with the jiggle stopwatch just off camera in the gif is HAF.

Less than an hour to go, let's at least try and keep this doji GREEN!