You're assuming quite a lot, at no point did I imply Satoshi agreed to anything other than the occasional phone call from me.

I merely asked this community to propose a set of questions they have/would have for Satoshi. Do I know Satoshi? Yes, I undeniably believe I do. Whether or not you believe it is up to you, but don't any of you think that instead of hating and bashing, you could simply propose ANY of the curiosities you've had about Bitcoin's creation? It's creator? I ask you NOT to believe me, but to put forth your biggest questions! That's all. I do not see what the harm in that is, and I do not understand the PURE HATRED emanating from you all. I'm not claiming to be the one and only way to Satoshi, I'm claiming I FOUND him. I FOUND him! I want him to come forward to his community, and to explain his work, and to take credit for his work..but in a way that he is comfortable with and that is safe for him.

The biggest questions I think I have/had are thus; but my list is still a WIP and I really do hope someone, anyone, can help me pose legitimate and worthwhile questions, as we have less than 24 hours until I will bother our friend again.

1. Do you still have possession of the private keys? Why or Why not?

2. Why did you disappear?

3. Do you believe yourself to be in danger for your work on Bitcoin v0.1 and the whitepaper?

4. What are your feelings towards other early contributors such as Craig Wright, Hal (Harold) Finney, etc?

5. Do you attend conferences?

6. Do you believe Bitcoin has accomplished your vision?

7. What hopes do you have for cryptocurrency in the future? What are some goals you hope to see our community reach?

8. Do you have any current projects?

9. Are you happy with how Bitcoin affected your life personally?

10. Why have you never come forward to the community?

11. How many people have tried to blackmail or threaten you? Did it significantly affect your life?

12. Was there a specific reason for choosing SHA-256 as the PoW hashing algorithm?

13. How did you feel about community events such as the first forks, clonecoins, and segmented witness?

14. How do you feel about the development of turing-complete on-chain scripting languages such as Ethereum's Solidity?