Can we swipe?
I will be happy with half of your stash. 🤪
Please give me the one on the right 🙂
Sigh, surely a nerd like yourself can 'spring' some bitcoin from the HODL stash and have both?
Who'd have thunk that such women would find you or me so attractive for our knowledge and technical expertise in Bitcoin!
I mean, they are just fascinated!
Also, right after such conversations, they feel to urge to shop!
Funny, how that all is interconnected. I must be getting more handsome and dashing as I get older! (Legend in my own mind!)

Girls also seem to need a lot more 'stuff' than I previously realized after such technical debates. Whew.
Brad