May many pigeons shit on that thing.
Nah.
He will just have bullet (pigeon droppings) proof glass installed all around it.
He likes to keep any image of himself from getting tarnished as well. 
Doesn't seem to care too much about his public image

Yeah. After his speech for the fourth of july and messing up what happened in american history there is no more shame to this orange man. He blamed it on the teleprompter malfunctioning.

Now get to think of it, I believe he tans himself so dark because he wants to seen as gold member from the austin powers movie.
