I just had a taste of her sheer power while I was (ahem) technically short - but sir, it's only because I'd only managed to close the long leg of my trade yet! I was going to... I was going to. Whatever. Nearly 3% play money profit burned. Total profit ~ 0% (0.002 BTC actually.) Serves me right for shorting the corn.
Satoshi forgives your sins my child, for you acted out of passion and not hatred.
Now quickly eat some potato chips to represent his body and you will be absolved.