Suggestion:

"What happened in r0achie's childhood?"

a) His mother threw him out.
b) Got gang banged from every hole in da hood.
c) Was mislead by a Jew.
d) Was mislead by a woman.
e) A Nazi lover gave him his education.
f) All of the above.
g) None of the above, he is just a dick.

Edit: Too late, maybe next time.