so wait...what were we talking about again...? 
It is official, then. I am a troll.
As an attempt at getting cured I will now step away from my keyboard and not touch any of the keys for a couple of hours. I'll come back to some random thread and tell everyone how that felt
You're never gonna get out of that vicious cycle. I'm sorry I got you into this mess. Here's a cookie to help make up for it.