So, ...

Craig Wright isn't Satoshi ...

Dave Kleiman probably wasn't Satoshi ...

Satoshi "Dorian" Nakamoto isn't Satoshi either ...

Hal Finney wasn't Satoshi ...

A whole bunch of other folks aren't Satoshi ...

[citation's needed]

Who is Satoshi Nakamoto ? Suspects, frauds and conspiracies on bitcointalk
- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4359615

Still "Finding Satoshi" then ...

Perhaps Satoshi Nakamoto was a member of The Hong Kong Blondes or The Laurie Holden Drool Brigade ...

The Beijing hack attack
Hong Kong-based cyber warriors build anti-China techno army
Published: 12/16/1999 at 1:00 AM
- https://www.wnd.com/1999/12/3914/

Thai hackers claim responsibility
Hong Kong Blondes satellite group says it made cyber-attacks
Published: 02/15/2000 at 1:00 AM
- https://www.wnd.com/2000/02/5681/

Hack the hackers
- https://seclists.org/isn/2000/Dec/108

Old-time hacktivists: Anonymous, you've crossed the line
- https://www.cnet.com/news/old-time-hacktivists-anonymous-youve-crossed-the-line/

...

Time lines, locations, sources, dissidents and diva's ... discuss ...

...

Faye Wong - Heart of Glass (live) [Blondie] cover
- https://youtu.be/PXZv6QnGqt0

Dissident (Remastered)
- https://youtu.be/4cpJ982JGOo

 

...

Anonymous Documentary - How Anonymous Hackers Changed the World Full Documentary
- https://youtu.be/FAECyLvSCHg?t=251
"822 Brian's" - SWIM  

The Tech Model Railroad Club of MIT
- https://youtu.be/STVdCJaG0bY?t=180

See: Cult of the Dead Cow - Hong Kong Blondes
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_the_Dead_Cow
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