My "Diabolical Satoshi" conspiracy theory? Bitcoin wasn't an accident. Satoshi, "and friends" might have already planned out what to do after the network/protocol was stable enough for the users/miners.

Tinfoil hats on.

Hatsune Miku - World Is Mine ~ Project DIVA Live -
- https://youtu.be/O17f3lB7BFY
(Hey, wasn't this posted on bitcointalk like years ago ... SWIM)

Hatsune Miku "Ievan Polkka" Project Diva Dreamy Theatre (HD)
- https://youtu.be/ZjDZrReZ4EI
(Oh, 0:54 is that a leek, yeah that's a leak ... SWIM)

The Disappearing of Hatsune Miku ~ Hatsune Miku Project DIVA Live - eng subs
- https://youtu.be/9LG7wo82ivs
(Ta-ta ... SWIM)

...

Oh look it's ... an Atomic BTCumble BTCee ... timechain blocks are dangling from the ceiling ... even the Vultures are (still) circling! ...
- https://youtu.be/O_WLw_0DFQQ

Can We Find Him ?
- https://youtu.be/XYXXhn9fMYs *NSFW*

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Additional ...

"Punk steals bus, hits five on wild ride" ... - SWIM
- https://youtu.be/jO5VV5PISHU

and

"--the vultures are (still) circling:" ... - SWIM
- https://youtu.be/O_WLw_0DFQQ

*NSFW*
- https://steemit.com/story/@charlieshrem/could-this-letter-hold-the-key-to-satoshi-s-wallet-a-letter-form-marcel-mellish-to-charlie-shrem

  

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2. Sign a 'faked' message from the Bitcoin Genesis Block address i.e. Block 0 (like a proper Diva!) ...

Genesis block ...
- https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Genesis_block

1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa

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