4 hide gold in rectum, held at Visakhapatnam airport
Officials seize $5 million in gold bars at Heathrow Airport, reportedly from drug cartel
I had to check they were different stories.
Pretty sure $5m wouldn't fit, even split 4 ways.
If you've not been through the exercise of packing a Bug Out Bag, you might be unpleasantly surprised as to how impractical PMs can be.