I heard bad things about you, and I won't be going first if you are serious please post here, I don't want people with 2-3-month-old or 1-year-old accounts expecting me to go first, dream.
We can use a trusted mediator for the trade and split fees
I would have thought (given your UID is nearly four years old) that you'd already know a "trusted mediator" is known as an Escrow and none will do cover a PayPal trade...
Beware of PayPal and other reversible transfer services
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