Anyway, I think I shall buy some eventually - I can't resist a good shiny novelty trinket. But let's just say I have no unrealistic expectations of them actually functioning as advertised, the omens are not good 
. Anyone holding a significant quantity of bitcoins in these before they are thoroughly proved could get burnt.
. Anyone holding a significant quantity of bitcoins in these before they are thoroughly proved could get burnt.I will give you five for free if you break them open and redeem them on video and post your experience on YouTube.
You still have to buy them and provide the BTC, but I will refund you the premium you paid to acquire the coins plus your shipping cost. You of course will get back your BTC by redeeming them.
You don't even have to tell me who you are - I won't know which order is you - which essentially means that unless you identify yourself, the first person who does this will get it. And if you do, you'll have 5 worthless coins that still function as shiny novelty trinkets.
If you want "five for free" to be good ones, then buy ten. Break open any five of your choice, post on YouTube, and I'll refund the premium on all ten.
sounds fair, although depending on volume, it could be easy to tell.