If the choices are limited to "douchenozzle" and "don't purchase"... Doesn't that make all his customers douchenozzles? Very confusing.
Only to those that fail basic logic. Guess we'll have to put you into that group too.
Anyway, I think I shall buy some eventually - I can't resist a good shiny novelty trinket. But let's just say I have no unrealistic expectations of them actually functioning as advertised, the omens are not good

. Anyone holding a significant quantity of bitcoins in these before they are thoroughly proved could get burnt.
Oh, I see - you're being a complete douchenozzle only for the benefit of humanity and bitcoin. How very noble of you. I can't wait to see what 'quest' you take up next, oh Knight of Nimrods.
e: Oh, saw your signature. Are you the idiot who did the faux-latin translations? Congrats, precisely 2 of the words you used make any sense
Actually 'e' is a constant expressed as such: 2.71828. But I'm sure its a simple mistake, like much of your disorganized rambling. Oh, and I express such SORROW my latin signature isn't perfect. In fact, if it pisses you off, I'll just keep it -- a nice momento for douchenozzles to get steamed over.
Much thanks, you've really given me quite a few laughs along the way. Perhaps you should consider a future career as forum jester?
Take care,
TraderTimm