You know, i consider myself a Feminist, ...
Women want to buy stuff that is A) expensive, B) fun, C) makes their girlfriends jealous and D) sparkles. ...
... But they like things to be easy and smooth and to sparkle. It MUST not be complicated, it must not be necessary to think about what you're doing and it must not feel nerdy or creepy, but super-awesome.
2/10
Decent idea for an attempt at trolling, but sloppy execution.
Register a new account and try again, and be a bit more subtle, then it might work.