hahah lol the story that you're telling me is exactly what you plan to do with this coin.
I can write down in some quick sentences like this:

- I'm a dev of what ever garbage coin.
- Im going to release a brand new coin with brand new algo (well, actually combinition of ton existing algos lol, plus a protection called HUF... something)
- I'm want to get ppl attention like MAX and even RIE but i dont have a big daddy like Max Kaiser, the IPO is solution to get money from investors.
- So i borrow all my friends to have 20 BTC, then i invest them all to 5.000.000 pre-mine coin. Actually, i will not lose any thing from 20 BTC because the IPO address is my BTC address lol lol.
- After very big official, fair launch, i have almost 5.000.000 pre-mined HVC but ppl cannot yelling/complaining that this is pre-mined coin, it's an IPO, not pre-mine.
- Now i can pay 1.000.000 to any big exchange to get HVC on board.
- Finally, when ppl are still mining very hard, diff is kind of skyrocket day by, i'm very easily dump my 5.000.000 HVC to get the profit (note that, before that, i have return back 20 BTC to all my friends, i dont have to pay any single shatoshi). As my estimation, after slowly dump out all 5.000.000 HVC i cannt get back 20-50 BTC. Note that, this dumpping must be very very slowly, may be 1-2 BTC a day to keep price stable and keep miners trusting on mining profit lol