@mday, the other question still remains: Why doesn't Retina simply PM Lauda and try to work things out with her? If Retina isn't your alt you aren't doing him any favors by continuing to fight his battles for him. Your reputation is shit, nobody believes you, and by continuing to stick up for these presumed alts all you do is solidify the opinion that they are indeed your alts.
Yep, this whole story makes sense only in mdayonliner's imaginary universe where he's an authority figure and where other Bengalis look up to him for guidance and mentorship.