This is a good one, for sure.  I don't know about you guys, but I get some of the most outlandish loan requests through PMs.  Mostly by newbies, of course.  I wan't to support new members (it wasn't that long ago that I was one,) so I do allow them to PM me, but sometimes I get so irritated by them I'm not sure it's worth it.

We should start a thread: "The Best Of Outlandish Loan Requests,"  because this forum doesn't have enough spam-mega-threads.  

This one could get things kicked off.  I mean really, who wouldn't want free money to buy a guitar?