Really?  Is that the "roasting" I was promised?  You're gonna have to do better than that, son.

While I have your attention, riddle me this:  Why is a quantitative trading programmer begging for money here in the bitcointalk lending board?  The ones I know started earning $125k right out of college, with no real-world experience.  The good ones can earn half a million or more with bonuses.  Something isn't adding up.

And by the way; a vouch from your scammy alt isn't helping your case.  Just an FYI.