That 8000 post mark indeed does seem improbable for even the most committed poster.
I'd be happy just to get a few millibits just for posting normally!

I've been on an online hockey forum for almost 6 years and I only have around 9500 posts. Mind you, I don't post much in the off season.
8000 would definitely take some commitment, and not much of a life.

I only need like 7850 more posts for the month, so basically 261 posts per day, or 21.75 posts per hour (if posting for 12 hours a day). Easy work... jk