DO NOT WORRY, to all people who cannot withdraw their monies I will summarize:
See, I told you he is retarded.
Bitstamp. How an exchange should be run. 
See, I told you he is retarded.
Awww :3 You waited for that one, huh?
We'll talk again in about 24h. If they fix it rather quickly, like they did always so far, I'll eagerly await your return to this thread.
Didn't have to wait more than a few minutes. And they were shit before, they will remain shit. Nothing will change in 24hrs except for your delusions perhaps.