I made a joke in Dutch. I am excessively proud of this accomplishment.
If I haven't low-key doxed myself already, my best friend passed early in life, from colon cancer. He was Dutch, and leaves behind a wife and child that we consider close-distant family - Spending American Thanksgiving with his wife and his son, who, for all intents and purposes, will be inheriting a nontrivial fortune upon my passing.
I don't know why I posted this just now.
I think I just really miss my Dutch friend.
No homo.
Bob, Im really sorry for your loss. I only fear one thing in life & its cancer. Ive had a drink myself so I dont mind about being honest myself. Ive had two scares this year -
1.) Went for a routine eye test & the optician told me something wasnt right & I should go to A&E. I had to see a consultant & it turned out I have a fucking lazy eye. Bitch made me think I had something awful for weeks.
2.) More recently I had bad abdominal pains & saw blood in my shit. I thought I had colon cancer, went for tests & again - Nothing.
All this crap has turned me into a bit of a hypochondriac. There needs to be a cure for all types of cancer, it tears families apart. You can have all the money in the world but you cant stop it. My advice is to take regular screening tests etc once you get to 35. Im 34 & Im probably going to have a colonoscopy once every couple of years now, get my moles checked etc & have regular private doctors assessments annually.
I swear its the only thing in life I fear.
God bless your friend & the family he leaves behind
