Shill me your altcoins and tell me why they're not a shitcoin and why anyone should buy them

This is what most threads should say as thats always what ends up happening on this board
My alts:
BOID. Proiftable CPU mining, great hardworking teamlead
Zcoin --large cap, always positive to the miners, has team backed staking pool/exchange
i have some other alts i hold for a moon one day but their shitcoins i wouldnt even recommend them lol