So much processed meats!  I don't think that is keto at all, more like a typical American diet.  

EDIT: Getting into ketosis is easy, just don't eat for a few days.   It is a natural thing that happens where the body switches over to burning stored fats.   Just don't do it too long, because once the stored fats get too low the body has to turn to burning proteins which leads to death in a few weeks.  So most of us should stop eating for more than six or seven months.