Something smells like shitposters here.


Well good luck with that.  The only way you're going to rank up is with merits, and the only legitimate way to earn them is by being a good poster.  That not only means being able to write properly but having something interesting to write about--or other characteristics like being amusing, funny, etc.  Since nobody here has a sense of humor because most members are illiterate and wouldn't recognize humor if it was crawling up their ass, you'll have to focus on other aspects. 

And stop calling people "sir".  It might sound weird, but that word is not highly regarded around here since it symbolizes shit-sucking sycophantic shitposters.  Thank you for your attention on the matter.