I'll give that a shot, at this point I'll contact and ask anyone seeing as though my offer is just about pennies for larger pools who don't care about me

Sent you a message on reddit. Did you reach out to u/MemoryDealers there or here
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=10310 ? He is more involved with BCH not BTC but he does run a pool and might be able to help.
He is not real popular here because of his pro BCH anti BTC attitude but he does tend to respond to people, even if it's a no answer.
-Dave
No response on Reddit. I can't PM him here as I am a newbie, if you could PM him for me on my behalf I would greatly appreciate that