Where is my nick on this CD?
It's top 1000 users and the cut off was ~3000 posts.
Aw, man. I was actually secretly planning a special art piece for the 10th anniversary, and now you've ruined the surprise.

Anyway, since I assume the art has to be at least somewhat safe-for-work, I was going to ask: What is the official forum policy on nipple pasties? And does it vary depending on whether the nipples in question are female-presenting?
You set the expectations way too high. If you disappoint you'll get neg-merited up the wazoo.
Here is my submission:
LOL... that was my first idea. If you win I'll be so pissed.