And you know the bible is legit because...? I'm going to have a guess and say this book is the particular one you were brainwashed with? If you grew up in Palestine you'd be telling us about Allah and if you grew up in Israel you'd be telling us about YHWH.
You might not've wrote the bible, but neither did god. It was people.
Since you seem to have amassed all the knowledge in the universe (going by the way you phrase your posts), please explain how the Bible was written by 40+ people over a span of 1500+ years, yet it is one cohesive book. Some authors were farmers or shepherds, some were physicians and Kings. Yet they somehow managed to create one book that is still in print today. Don't you think it HAD to be by supernatural origin that the Bible was even formed in the first place?
On a side note, debating creationism vs "evolution" with someone who has never read the Bible is like debating Calculus with a preschooler. Its pointless.
I have read the whole Bible, have you read a biology textbook?
Have you read the Bible? I would not call it cohesive. It is clearly written by many people, parts of it seem to contradict one another. How do you know that the Hindu Vedas are not the true scripture, they are older than the Bible?