On a side note, debating creationism vs "evolution" with someone who has never read the Bible is like debating Calculus with a preschooler. Its pointless.
Did you read the bible? So which revisions? Are you ready to talk about all revisions of the bible? NABRE? KJV?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_Bible_translationsDo you understand that the bible wasn't written in English? And the translations change the meaning?
Let's talk about Hebrew Bible in its original form.
I actually like the Gospel of Thomas quite a bit, it has all the teachings of Jesus about being nice to other people without so much of the incomprehensible miracles that are stated in the Gospels of Mark, Mathew, John, and Luke.