As long as the funds are secured by a long enough passphrase (>30 characters should be good enough), they are still safe on a Trezor.
I like you malevolent I really do. Your posts are usually insightful and intelligent.
This one...um....30+ character passphrase? It's hard enough getting people to use more then a 5 or 6 digit pin. You want then to use a full 30+ character saying or group of words?
-Dave