LOL.  What a post for a complete newcomer to the forum, eh?  The brilliance, the genius!  It's so hard nowadays to farm accounts; you need so much merit to rank them up.

Anywaaay.  OP, both of those threads are famous and I do believe that both were nominated in the best post contest, which I haven't really been following.  Point is, most people are aware of them and there's really no need for this thread.  The only thing you're going to attract are very jaded senior members who've seen every noob trick in the book and don't believe you're a noob for one minute.  Everyone else is busy spamming shitposts for the cryptotalk campaign.

They'll participate in slamming this thread and that's probably all you're going to get.  Nobody here likes to be taken for a fool.