This poll is some serious bullshit.

Recently I went pretty far out of my way to facilitate some pretty dirty, filthy scams but I'm still only in 4th place. Just today I went into McDonald's and the cashier gave me back way too much change, and I didn't even give it back to her! BOOYAH. Her drawer is gonna be all fucked up when she has to close it out at the end of her shift. SCAM FACILITATOR STRIKES AGAIN!!!