Really, emails are written?

Explain "written" in your own words granny.
We know you're illiterate (presumably your "lawyer" takes the time to read these posts aloud to you), but surely you recognise that emails are generally composed of a written language of some form, even if you don't understand it? I mean, you can see the strange symbols of the alphabet arranged in patterns that literate people call "words" and "sentences" and which are collectively known as "writing", right?

Does this mean, GP does not have the intellectual level even of a 5 year kid?