For example your assertion "You are abusing anything you can get your hands on" is totally not a lie, you're just being a moron.
What would that be like if one were to actually abuse anything they can get their hands on?
Given that my hands are usually on a keyboard when I'm
trolling making valuable and insightful posts on this glorious forum, it must be the poor old Corsair K65 bearing the brunt of my abuse. To be fair, it's been waterboarded in various drinks over the years so TECSHARE might be on to something here.