According to several sources the average person types 40 words per minute. Assuming that CH is average, could someone scrape all of CH's posts and calculate how many hours he has wasted so far?
Even if you used 100 WPM, the conclusion is: Lifeless. This is a good job for Loyce, get right to it chap.
Loyce pointed to Suchmoon since he/she already scraped CH's posts at some point.